UFO Welcome Mats
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Nobody wants enemies at their front door! With this UFO Welcome Mat, when those aliens come knocking, you can rest assured that they will feel welcomed and you will have a new friend!.
This mat comes with an important warning: "DO NOT PUT YOUR HAND OUT AS IF TO INVITE SHAKING HANDS. SUCH CONDUCT IS CONSIDERED SEXUALLY PROMISCUOUS AND COULD LEAD TO SEVERE EMBARRASSMENT!"
It always helps if you're bi-lingual. This Welcome Mat Comes with humorous instructions on how to speak Univarian. The "Kneepsheep----" stuff is Univarian meaning Welcome UFO's and Crews. In the event they don't speak English, this doormat will signal them that they've found a safe haven and a kindred spirit. .A welcome relief when you are a stranger in a strange land.
This is a hilariously unique gift idea for that Sci/Fi friend or relative or to make sure that all your guests, even the "odd" one or two, will feel welcomed when they come to visit.
If that Sci/Fi buff seems to have everything, I bet he doesn't have one of our UFO Welcome Mats! Great to put outside a child's room or beside a bed. How about adding it to the room decor for a kid who's passion is space science. Great for dorm rooms or for that college student who's furnishing his first apartment. Great for that bride and groom who's interests tend to lead to the off beat.
Just place it at the kitchen sink or in front of the stove. Even the dog will love this interesting place to take a nap. Great for replacing those car floor mats. Just use your imagination. The uses are endless.
And don't forget the most important reason for having a UFO welcome mat at your front door. If the Empire strikes back, or if you become a close encounter of the fourth kind, you'll have the tool to survive.
You can have all this fun for a mere $25.00 plus shipping and handling
For the Adventurer, you might want to check out our Bigfoot Welcome Mats
To for more details or to order, contact Max or Coral at: nulleandvoyd@adelphia.net
or telephone your order: (818) 995-4936
Fax - (818) 501-7597
Or send via snail mail to: Max M. Feibelman
5259 Sepulveda Blvd. Ste. 22
Sherman Oaks, CA 91411
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